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04:34 pm
[Link] | "I'm in love! I'm in love! I don't care who knows it!"- Elf
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11:19 am
[Link] | Hey guys remember Mr. Whelan? Well, he's hitting on me now.
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07:24 pm
[Link] | oh yeah and I have red hair now
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07:44 pm
[Link] | GAYS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO MARRY.
1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.
2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.
3. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
4. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if Gay marriage is allowed, since Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
5. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.
6. Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
7. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country That's why we have only one religion in America.
8. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
9. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
11. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.
12. Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
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11:53 am
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A little update from Amy
As you may have guessed I've been very depressed these past couple of days. I had a good cry Nov. 3rd. It sickens me how many idiots we share land with. I was talking with these cool guys yesterday. They seemed great- they liked Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Dylan and then.... they mentioned Bush. THEY VOTED FOR BUSH! It hurt my heart I tell ya. So, one of two things- either they don't know what they're voting for which is rather ignorant or they DO understand Bush's views and actually agree with them which scares the hell out of me. They got mad at me for not being accepting of their views but it's so hard to look at a person and know that they stand for: Lack of health care and social security, tax cuts for the rich, no money for education, oppose gay marriage and abortion and root for war. "If anyone messes with us, Bush will mess right back." This is a great message to send our children. I feel like the world was giving us another chance to redeem ourselves after all the shitty stuff Bush did (i.e. the war- which is going great by the way...wait where are those weapons of mass destruction again?) We definitely let them down. What happens when I go to Ireland next year and I have to say I'm American- EMBARRASSING! I'm ashamed to be associated with such people. Kids are dying, more will die. My one Republican friend says, "You'll see Amy, everything's gonna be great." You really think Bush had the mind capacity to fix our economy? To fix schools? To "unify" our country? Fuck that. I miss Clinton. Everyone fucking LOVED us when he was in power. He was the shit.
Quote of the day: "It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel FUCKED!" R.E.M. and I little me.
P.S. There's a warrant out for my arrest.
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10:44 am
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oh shit
I finally have a moment to update. I'm sure you care.
Life's been exciting lately. New things happen everyday. I'm taking lots of chances and trying to be brave- for once. I love my living arrangements and the neighbor situation is AMAZING! Yes, I've been having a lot of fun but sadly academic probation doesn't seem like a distant dread/fear anymore but rather something I may in fact have to accept. I really think I've become dumber since High School. You guys remember me right. I was smart. I swear I was. Now- not so smart, or maybe I just don't care. Whatever.
As you saw before I'm addicted to myspace.com. It's getting out of control but I invite anyone to come see our house's page. We are the Sycamore Sirens. Pictures are always changing and I try to get some good comedy in there.
Oh, I saw Jerry Seinfeld again in concert this Friday. He was better than ever. Laughed so hard I cried. Paul Adamson was sitting two seats away from me. What are the odds?
Quote of the day: "Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point." Jack Handey
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05:17 pm
[Link] | Addicted to MYSPACE.
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12:35 pm
[Link] | Rachel says I have EDADD: Education Derived Attention Deficit Disorder.
Here are my stages of all my classes. Keep in mind these classes are only an hour and 20 minutes.
Arrive
*Barely interested
*Warm
*Sleepy
*Very sleepy
*Wide awake
*Silly
*Loud and obnoxious
*So over taking notes or even caring
*Everything is put away 10 minutes early- I'm done
Class is over
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09:07 pm
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Sixth Grade
If George W Bush, Dick Cheney, John Kerry and John Edwards were 6th graders together it would look a little something like this.
Kerry and Edwards are top students. They're best buds and even their moms are friends. They're the all star boys who get "Outstandings!" on their math tests, excel at every sport, speak well, are respectful to adults, are kind to everyone and all the girls harbor massive crushes on them, even spending hours writing out in cursive what their names would look like if they were lucky enough to marry one of them (ex: Susan Kerry, Susan Edwards... both look great).
Cheney is the creepy kid who sits in the back, kinda hidden in the shadows of the bookshelves. He reads a lot of military and How To Get Rich books, knows all the names of fire arms and military missiles, brings sick, perverted shit to school like his sister's dirty underwear and his cousin's pubic hair then makes the younger boys pay to see it in the bathroom stalls at lunch. He hoards this money and nobody knows exactly what he spends it on. He jacks off a lot and sucks up to the teacher even though she is secretly creeped out by him as well. He gets chest pains routinely during p.e and always makes excuses to sit out. His nose always runs and he has a distinct smell about him. He's smart but odd.
Bush is the retarded kid in class. Constantly reminding him not to shoot bent paperclips out of his expensive mechanical pencil at the other kids, (He once shoot a girl in the eye causing her to wear an eye patch for a month. She did nothing to provoke this) the teacher asks him to answer a simple arithmetic problem. He mumbles nonsense that in no way resembles the English language but more just some caveman -like grunts. The teacher looks at him in sympathetic pain and pretends to ignore the encounter by moving on with the rest of the class, realizing yet again that trying to encourage Bush to participate never works. The rest of the class tries their best to ignore him daily. Teachers keep passing him to the next grade for two reasons: One- His father makes significant donations to the school, even paying for a new library. And two- there's no way in hell teachers want to put up with his antics for another year. He's unteachable and thinks he's hilarious. He once inappropriately touched a girl’s breast during a dodge ball game at p.e. (Cheney talked him into doing it then snickered at the sideline- his delicate pancreas was hurting again.) The girl’s parents talked to the principal about the sexual abuse but it wasn't long before the girl was quieted and the story covered up. Cheney's favorite game is making Bush go up to crowds of kids and say vulgar things to them that Bush doesn't understand. They're friends in a sick, sad way.
Sixth grade was good to Kerry and Edwards. Bush and Cheney are still creepy and annoying.
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01:13 pm
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Here's a scary thought
They say the things you hate eventually end up in your family. If that's true my new biggest fear is...giving birth to a Republican.
Quote of the day: "I fucking hate George W. Bush." Me
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